sometimes i wonder what sort of thing josh peck owes the demon he made a deal with
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Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
The heated ice hockey rivalry between USA & Canada has reached epic Olympic proportions.
Anonymous asked: Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
To do list.
are you allowed to do that?
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Mother fucking dick balls… oh how I want to nom on this…
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my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’