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girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.


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dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

(Source: frenchy--fries)

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asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

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seansoo:

seansoo:

having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background

disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks

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gtxyphoenix:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

Others are “Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back” and “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb”





A happy day today! #morepresentsfromportugal #bestlandlordsever #excited



damnthatswhack:

the floor is ramen noodles

(Source: unclefather)


studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

Via at its finest

Falling in love is not the only adventure worthy of a young woman.

- Caitlin Stasey

Everything you love is here

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(Source: bbrian4)

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mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

mollishka:

astron0miia:

gabrielalauren:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

hahahaha awh

Me

Omg

I know that feeling

(Source: jake--from--statefarm)



pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.


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assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

image

#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

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mingdliu:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

it’s not two am yet… but felt like that tonight

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