Here and There and EVERYWHERE

stop telling girls
that they’re not skinny enough

stop telling girls
that their feet are too large

stop telling girls
that their stomachs need to be flat

stop telling girls
that they should always cross their legs

stop telling girls
that they have too much muscle

stop telling girls
that a d cup is too large

stop telling girls
that their thighs are too fat

stop telling girls
to suck in their guts

stop telling girls
not to sit like a man

stop telling girls
that their fucking curls are too big

stop telling girls
that they can’t take up space
like a fucking man can
because
yes
they
fucking
can

– S.S. (via highrapunzel)

(Source: samsmindpalace)

Via I'm giving up on you.

vondell-swain:

sometimes i wonder what sort of thing josh peck owes the demon he made a deal with

(Source: itsvondell)


Via at its finest

thequeenofhell:

Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize

Via at its finest



sofapizza:

foxsports:

The heated ice hockey rivalry between USA & Canada has reached epic Olympic proportions.

(Source: msn.foxsports.com)



lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: palefantassy)



lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: westcoastwayz)



lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here


  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
Via at its finest

Anonymous asked: Blowjob? or handjob?

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

Via this is geeky crap!

pagethreehundredandninety-four:

goodnightsugah:

dessalicious:

To do list.

excuse me

are you allowed to do that?

(Source: wamwanfood)


Via My Blog Goes RAWR!


randomhumanrambling:

Mother fucking dick balls…  oh how I want to nom on this…

(Source: jessicasforreal)


Via This is me...


aranthriel:

laugh-addict:

sassy even before lucifer took over his body


Via This is me...

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

Via This is me...

entelijan:

The amount of times I hit play is ridiculous

(Source: catlacly)


Via This is me...

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